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Two year old Alex was getting ready to potty train. He brought all the supplies he would need to daycare and was so proud to show all the other kids his new "thunderwear".

I perform the monthly fire drills and storm drills in my daycare as required by state regulations. These drills ensure that the children will be prepared in case of an emergency.
Because I am the only adult in a house with twelve children, I add one more drill. I ask the children what they would do if they walked into the kitchen and I was lying on the floor. It would look like I was sleeping but when they shook me I didn't wake up.
The children I care for are very young and I depend on the four year olds to be the most responsible. The last time I asked this question to the children, one four year old girl answered with "I'd put you to bed."
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I have a 2 year old little girl attending my daycare who's mother is pregnant. The little girl thinks she has a baby in her tummy too. Randomly during the day, the 2 year old puts her hands on her belly and tells me her baby is hurting.

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